- 1 year ago
- 90,003 notes
If there’s wet dreams then there’s probably wet nightmares
pussy so good i got scared For the rest of my life
- 2 hours ago
- 29,761 notes
combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au
- 3 hours ago
- 69,352 notes
children should NOT be forced to wake up earlier than 6 am to get to school on time. what if they are working the night shift at freddy fazbear’s
- 5 hours ago
- 28,171 notes
once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop
- 5 hours ago
- 25,699 notes
#The best thing about Barbie (2023) is probably Ryan Gosling who method acted too hard
- 5 hours ago
- 64,272 notes
I’ve never died so quickly in my fucking life
- 16 hours ago
- 369 notes
He would not fucking say that but let’s indulge
- 16 hours ago
- 8,166 notes
Earlier today I literally was like yeah there’s no way they ever play Pavlove live ik everyone wants it but they won’t. And then these motherfuckers.
- 18 hours ago
- 4 notes
‘based on a true story’ was the funniest horror marketing trope for a while we need to bring it back. big fan of a lack of need to specify how much and what parts. i love when words mean anything
the world needs to see this tag
- 20 hours ago
- 12,299 notes
it’s been a few months since the original poll, so since staff just announced that the feature will be available in more countries starting next week, here is a new & improved version using the wonderful suggestions from the last poll!
what is your relationship to tumblr live?
I post videos there
I consume videos there
I post AND consume videos there
I hide it every 7 days
I use ad block software to hide it
I ignore it / I pretend it’s not there 😌
It’s not available where I live
I’ve never updated my app 😈
A secret 9th option (drop a reply!)
- 20 hours ago
- 699 notes
need to be here rn
heaven is a place on earth with you….
- 21 hours ago
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